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July 10, 2005

Answers to Riddles

(edit, 6:30 pm) I just noticed that the visits count is over 100,000 now. wow, this xanga is like a cancer… growing too big for its own good.

Answers

If these were enjoyable, let me know, I have quite a few more.

Hey Saqib, I think this might be my shortest post ever.

Finally, someone sent me this joke via email:

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the lady. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my husband’s mule stumbled.

My husband quietly said ‘That’s once.’

We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.

Once more my husband quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’

We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said… ‘That’s once.'”

 

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27 Comments
  1. ummm… O.omore like long and uncomfortable marriage.wait, the answer to #3 doesn’t make sense – how is the milkman excluded if he delivered the same amount of the “product” as the newspaper man did .. i.e. two. There was nothing stated that indicated the milkman kept delivering – or am I missing something?

  2. KR… That’s once..

  3. eek. i don’t like that joke :-/props for bein pithy,-IJB

  4. Anonymous permalink

    wow.. this is a short post!

  5. hey i correctly answered #1 !!!!, didn’t you read my answer?look again!
    -Mohd

  6. I posted this last Thursday:
    “ok tightrope blindfold riddle: hmmm…how about the music stopping, did the music having stopped early cause him to think he was done and dismount the rope and fall to his death?”-Mohd

  7. to mode: oh, didn’t read that… good job mohd, ill give you a glass of mango shake or something as your prize.
    to blessedmuslimah: the milkman delivers much less frequently than the newspaper man since fakhruddin lives alone and he doesn’t need milk everyday. the fact that the milk was warm (ie, hadn’t gone bad) meant that the milkman kept continuing his deliveries, oblivious to the death. only the newspaper man stopped his deliveries, and hence the cop (kr) suspects him.

  8. That’s not fair to women. I’m angered. Boo hoo hoo. Hehe.

  9. if i knew the prize was mango shake, i wouldn’t have even tried to answer these riddles, you need to outline the prizes up front next time!

  10. All I gotta say about the answers to each of the riddles is:That’s once That’s twice That’s three timesI’m coming over to your place bro…you better hide your sorry….somewhere…I’m coming for you….with a danda…

  11. I’m with emam, those riddles were L-A-M-E as heck, let me know when you plan on giong emam, I’ll give you a ride, you bring the danda, I’ll bring the duct tape.

  12. mawlana nazim and mohd: don’t be bitter because you didnt have the higher level of intelligence to figure it out… bring it on, ill rock bottom you guys through a table. after i beat you guys up, i’ll steal mawlana nazim’s alim degree, self-proclaim myself as a mawlana, and give out all sorts of liberal fatwas

  13. Anonymous permalink

    you still havnet guessed the answer to my riddle….
    which neighbor peed in your flower bed?

  14. hahaha, this 3 foot tall punk thinks he’s tough, c’mon emam, i think we should tie him up, then:1) blindfold him2) make him drink car oil (or rooh-afza, take your pick)3) then make him drink two bottles of warm stale milk4) and pour steaming hot soup over him
    then we’ll see who the tough guy is. haha yeah right don’t worry about him stealing your degree, he’s got no chance, and when he’s done with med school, i’ll help you steal his medical degree and you can give out free Viagra to everyone under his name.
    you goin’ down kamran! wasting everyone’s time with lame riddles.here’s one for you:who’s gonna get his 3 foot tall @#$@# beat with a danda very soon?
    Answer: YOU FOOL!
    -Mohd

  15. wow, that was a short post…

  16. i quote the rock when i say: JUST BRING IT

  17. i side with mawlana nazim… now you will surely go down in defeat kr.

  18. Anonymous permalink

    Insha Allah, you’ll do well on your boards. Thanks for the AP concern!

  19. btw folks…free slurpee today at 7-11 cause it’s 7-11 today

  20. umm wahts the point of “mawlana nazim and mohd: don’t be bitter because you didnt have the higher level of intelligence to figure it out… bring it on, ill rock bottom you guys through a table. after i beat you guys up, i’ll steal mawlana nazim’s alim degree, self-proclaim myself as a mawlana, and give out all sorts of liberal fatwas”i think br nazim already did that….

  21. sorry about thattwo comments it sthe nazim effect everything comes out bigger then usual lol anyways nice post

  22. i cant remember what kam kam looks like anymore. i just picture that fob dude.

  23. Anonymous permalink

    new fob picture please. this fob’s growing on me: i didnt shave my mustache for like 3 weeks.

  24. Dang, those were good riddles
    PLEASE post more!

  25. didnt you say you wouldn’t update?

  26. Please never take down the picture of that fob

  27. i said i had one last post… plus any guest posts that people would like to write and email to me. so far, i haven’t received any…

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